Love You vs Pizza Card

I've started alternating pizza places because the Domino's guy knows too much. He's been bringing extra sauce lately & I'm 97.3% positive he knows my dogs name. When a barista knows your order, you seem kinda cool... but when the pizza guy knows your order, you look through the blinds to see if any neighbors noticed your 4th food delivery of the week. And it's only Tuesday. Morning. So do I love pizza as much as I love you? Yes. Card comes in a clear sleeve with a grocery bag brown envelope.