The Beard That Stole Christmas Book

"Twas the night before Beardsmas, and all through the land, not a beard was disheveled, not even a strand."

This will be the narrative for any fellow lucky enough to open The Beard That Stole Christmas Gift Set. Modeled after the candy-infused gift books of Christmas past, this treasured keepsake contains the necessary tools for the man cultivating a world champion beard, not the uncivilized brush of a crazed mountain man. Some critics call in a "triumph of beard achievement." We call it a mighty fine gift for any fellow with a beard.

Best Damn Beard Wash: Water (Aqua), Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Sodium Lauroyl Methyl Isethionate, Sodium Lauroamphoacetate, Cocamide Mipa, Glycerin, Sodium Chloride, Beer, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Ethylhexylglycerin, Hexylene Glycol, Humulus Lupulus (Hops) Extract, Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Laurdimonium Hydroxypropyl, Hydrolyzed Barley Protein, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Wax, Sodium Benzoate, Fragrance (Parfum), Caprylyl Glycol, Phenoxyethanol.

Best Damn Beard Oil: Apricot Kernel Oil, *Jojoba Oil, *Argan Oil, *Orange Essential Oil, Cedarwood Amber Fragrance, Hydrated Silica, Mixed Tocopherols, *Rosemary Extract, *Clove Essential Oil, *Calendula Extract.

Big Bourbon Beard Oil: Apricot Kernel Oil, Oak Moss Fragrance, *Jojoba Oil, *Argan Oil, Hydrated Silica, Mixed Tocopherols, *Rosemary Extract, *Calendula Extract, Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

*Organic Ingredient